Memory Lane Knowledge Base
Memory Lane? Memory lane? Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind." "Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin. "Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind." The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour. Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!" The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?" The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that ******* fence wasn't electrified."
Memory lane? Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind." "Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin. "Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind." The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour. Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!" The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?" The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified."
memory lane.? Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane and as such have gone for a holiday back to the place where they first met. While sitting at a cafe the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over fifty years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works and I gave you one from behind." "Why, yes I remember it well dear." replies the little old lady with a grin. "Well, for old time's sake, lets go there again and I'll give you one from behind." The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows the pensioners. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips and the little old lady then reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is forty minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for a hour. Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this, not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in fifty years time!" The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage the man approaches the pensioner. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret, could you shag like that fifty years ago?" The pensioner replies, "Son, fifty years ago that f@*king fence wasn't electrified."
How do I put together a walk down memory lane? Tonight I would like to put together some old photos, wedding cards, etc for my husband and I to take a walk down memory lane. I want it to be romantic and I may make us a meal. He goes to school 4 days a week and also works full time so the weekend is the only time i really get to see him, and want to do something special. Any thing i can add and how can i put everything together? Thanks
What songs bring you down memory lane? I have so many songs that when I hear them, they bring me back to a certain time. Like The Black Parade by MCR reminds me of the winter/fall of two years ago, Panic at the Disco reminds me of summer of last year, and Fall for You by Secondhand Serenade remind me of this past summer. and many more songs do that to me too. What about you? What songs bring you down memory lane? :)
Memory lane #8: How do you think Obama would react if someone hacked into his blackberry? Since Sarah Palin and her e-mail is fair game to liberals, why don't we try the same with Barak? Let's have the Heritage Foundation post the personal e-mail addresses, phone numbers and locations of Barak's family members, and let's start publishing all of his e-mails. The liberals who did this to Palin as accomplices to the real hacker had absolutely no concept of privacy rights or the safety of Palin's children. Why should we have any respect for Obama's?
Is it time now to take a stroll down memory lane? Conservatives, this is your chance. Do you remember all of those assanine questions that liberals asked while Bush was in office? Shall we pull them back out and ask them about Obama? Here's one of my favorite liberalisms of the Bush years that liberals probably could never tolerate: "Isn't protesting the president the ultimate expression of patriotism?"
What would memory lane look like ? Most of us have heard and indeed used the phrase 'memory lane' but what if it were an actual place what would you imagine it to be ? I have always had this image of it being a fairly small and dark lane way with a number of projection screens on both sides a few feet apart from each other replaying events from my life.So how about you ??
Memory lane #6: When Obama orders the invasion of Pakistan, where will the anti-war crowd be? Best guess gets 11 points. (I think we all know now that, if Obama moves tens of thousands of troops to Afganistan, OBL will simply cross the border. The fiary tales of Obama catching him are only true in Disneyland. It's show time, libs.) Oh, this just in: who do you think will be the first American company to manufacture Obama holloween masks for the protest effigies? Conservatives work for a living and rarely protest anything. Who will take up the call?
Do you use Youtube to go down memory lane? im currently looking at some vids of old disney promos and some have even posted clips and full movies of some of the classic (and good) dcom movies. i soooo miss the 90s!!! what has become of disney and the entertainment industry?
Memory lane #1: Obama intends to spend far more than Bush. What say you, liberals? Do you remember all the liberals who whined about Bush and the national debt? Do you liberals still think our this is an important issue? Why are all of you suddenly silent? (The only reason you've been given is that the economy is in the tank. Do you ever feel like you've been suckered by your own party when they fail to explain how a bigger national debt will somehow help the economy, after complaining for 8 years that a bigger national debt would ruin the economy?)
I need help on music for my "memory lane" project? hey guys, ive made my schools memory lane photo show for the year 11 leaving the school and i am in search of help to find the right calm/relaxing music to suit the slide show and which lasts for 5 minutes and 30 seconds. or something that is 3 minutes 30 seconds long. thanks :D
Memory lane games from Junior high school? I was thinking about the games I used to play in my teens and I remembered M.A.S.H. Im an English teacher now, and played it with my Junior High girl students. It was a HUGE hit. Can you think of any other games?
How many streets are called Memory Lane? In Australia, and then the World if you can manage :D I happen to know there is definitely one behind our house and one in London and New York yes Im weird i got that don't comment thanks. Okay, Ms Smart Ass, how many Lanes?
Do you like taking trips down Memory Lane? I've had quite a few this week [this long long week], and every time it's been depressing lol But it's also kind of fun in a way You can try figuring out how that makes sense
Memory lane #19: If the Obama stimulus package(s) fail, can we say, "Obama lied, people died"? You heard him say it, right? We have to do something NOW and we have to do it before it's too late! Such was the certainty of Bush, right, and the "rush to war"? Now we're on the other side of the table right? Let me introduce you to the "rush to spend!" You know as well as I do that if the economy tanks, Bush will no longer be to blame, and people already in poverty will simply not make it. Obama has a plan. It better work, because Bush is gone. No more scapegoat. (Even if we're wrong, we'll still repeat the mantra for 7 years, 6.995 years AFTER you're tired of it hearing it.)
Is it approporaite for someone to take up the forum for memory lane purposes? Would it not be more appropriate to start a yahoo group if your questions were all related to strolling down memory lane rather than have others questions scrolled off the page or users just choosing to log out because they know there question doesnt stand a chance of being viewed due to it? Thank you Chevy4x4 for your mature response. I think the question may have been taken out of context. I also enjoy reading them...I am relatively new to the site and to be honest i was not looking to answer but to ask and assumed it would not be noticed but you are right, I supposed frequent useers would have thought to scroll through them..That was a valid point and I appreciate the suggestion offered. I wasn't lambasting anyone though I do actually think it would make for a good yahoo group forum. I would enjoy it. Okiefan..I never meant any offense and I never questioned your integrity. As I stated; I am new to the forum and may have jumped the gun. While my question must meant as a general one, I in no way was was attacking you and apologize if your friends took it as such. I think I said that I enjoyed the questions too. You have a nice day also. Again, I am sorry for the misunderstanding.
Memory lane #2: Liberals always complained about what a poor speaker Bush was? Now that Obama has publicly flubbed something as simple as the oath of office (and had to do it again), and he has been seen having his lines prompted by Greg Craig to help him explain his own executive orders, do you think it's okay if we make fun of Obama and his public speaking skills? Come on, guys, 2nd day in office, and he screws up both days? (What will it be? Do you libs want to be hypocrites or allow us our fun?) (You know, if I remember correctly, you libs also had a lot of fun with Sarah Palin's public appearances. What do you say? Are you able to "man up" and take it as well as you give it?)
Memory lane #10: Do you think John Behner should have daily press conferences just like Harry Reid did? Now that Obama is in the oval office, he's waging an illegal war, right? Every day that Obama allows troops to stay in Iraq furthers Bush's war crimes. Is it right for republicans in the House or Senate to begin waging a daily war against the Executive Branch the way Harry Reid did with Bush? Who will be the first to call for a war crimes tribunal to investigate Obama's "hessitation" to finally bring our military home?
Taking you back to memory lane? Leave one memory that you and whom ever you had together... Doesn't matter if you knew them a little or more, think of something great (: Nothing is more fun when you Reminisce the good ol' days!
Memory lane interlude: Do you like this game? I have to tell you, I'm having fun. Over the last 8 years, liberals have eradicated all evidence of human decency from their minds, and, since the shoe is now on the other foot, I get the pleasure of ramming every idiotic thing they said down their throats. Anyone else want to play? Tell us what memories YOU have of liberals over the last 8 wonder-filled years.
memory lane!? whats your early memory it could be anything would like to know thanks x
Memory lane #15: Should we make a movie about the assassination of Barak Obama? ...and then call it freedom of speech? (For those of you who are just tuning in, this is an exercise--no, a celebration--of liberal hypocrisy over the last 8 years. The reason why I can come up with so many of these questions is because liberals have been so loving, kind and above all tolerant of their president, and because they are so good at bringing the nation together!)
Where is Memory Lane? People often talk about "taking trips down Memory Lane", but i am curious as to where this place actually is???
nas memory lane lyrics interpretation? one of my favourite tracks off illmatic is memory lane. the flow is undeniable but something just hit me when i was listening to it yesterday. theres a line he spits that i dont understand. he says: "my man put the battery in my back a difference from energizer" any interpretation?
What Songs do you listen to when you go down Memory Lane? I am just listening to "Free Me" by Uriah Heep. It reminds me of the Times in my Teenage Days,when I went to nearly every Concert in my Hometown. And I had the Pleasure to see Uriah Heep live on Stage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spd9CbidW0M&feature=related
anyone care for a trip down memory lane? in october of 2002, cia director george tenet sent a letter to the senate intelligence committee chair, bob graham, reporting that there was little likelihood that saddam would initiate any terrorist campaigns with any weapons he may have. however, if he did have those weapons, the probability of an attack would rise to "pretty high" if there was a US attack. of course there were no weapons so no attack took place. also note that the fbi reported concerns that a war with iraq "could trigger new domestic terrorism risks." presumably they meant something like iran. of course we all remember this because the mainstream, communist, liberal, anti-american press raised it at every opportunity they got, undermining our great and fearless cowboy. i mean, president. just thought i'd post this for nostalgic purposes. anyone else remember this great moment in american history? 13 years of saddam's bs. like trying to rebuild his country after it was devastated by economic sanctions imposed on him by the united nations, lead by the united states? you know, as punishment for using the weapons that we sold to him? yeah, what a total crock of shit. glad we got rid of him. i mean, who else were we going to target? osama bin laden or something? in the vicinity, huh? didn't hit anything? talks didnt work? decided to put this OBVIOUS ACT OF TERROR in your back pocket until you needed a justification for a pointless war, i don't know, nine years later and five years into said war? if this was such a huge concern, why didn't bush tell the american people (who he is working to and who he OUGHT to answer to) this? why was this WMD nonsense forced down our throats? i'll tell you why. because no one in their right mind is going to support a war because a missile was fired "in the vicinity of a US-UK craft patrolling the borders NEAR the no-fly zone" FOUR YEARS after it happened. err, NEAR the iraqi border, i mean. the american people have clamored for his removal? is that why support for the iraq war was very low until the ad campaign and viral marketing of wmd? the war was a mistake and you were mistaken for supporting it. the war is lost. it was lost from the start. i'd hate to tell you i told you so. but you can still redeem yourself. you can try to fix this country be rather than be an idealogue. you love this country, don't you? i hope so. but i doubt it.
Lets take a trip down memory lane....? Okay so clearly im insanely bored so just humor me here eh? lol anyway lets take a trip down memory lane shall we? So whats your favorite memory or memories from when you were a kid/teen/adult/baby(whatever you could think up!)
Why does this make ya sneeze? (went down memory lane)....? For the past few days I have been wondering this, so I figured why not ask it on yahoo answers, right? :D I remember when I was very young, probably 5 or 6 years old, I was walking with my mother from the play ground to the car, I looked up at the sun and I sneezed. i remember as clear as day, I stopped dead in my tracks, looked up at my mom, and said "mommy, i think im allergic to the sun. everytime I look at it...i sneeze", of course she just laughed. I mean wouldnt any parents? =] But now that i have gone down memory lane, Why is it that when you look at bright lights, it makes you sneeze? I know of many people who have asked the same question... Does this happen to anyone else? lol and does anyone know the real reason for it? If I really do just have it in my head that bright lights will make me sneeze, then by golly thats fine with me!!! I dunno why or how, but I have completely convinced myself it works. :) And I know Im not alone with that one, kudos to all who have done this as well <3
Y/A brought me back just to take me on a walk down Memory Lane!!!!?? Wow! I just got an email saying I was rewarded best answer to a question. When I decided to see what answer it could possibly be, seeing as I haven't had the time to answer in over a month..........Flashback 1 year ago!!! It was a question that was still in voting untill today. How long do those things stay in voting anyway????
Another stroll down memory lane. Wringer washing machines? OK, who besides me ever used those wringer washing machines. I remember on several occasions getting my fingers stuck in one and it running up my arm. Or the clothes would get wound around the reel and you would have to stop the machine and take the rollers apart. They sure did get your clothes clean. How about those wire leg inserts that you put in jeans to give them a straight seam? I've been looking for a pair of those things, just for hanging in the laundry room. My Mother-in-Law dosen't even remember those things!! Southern Comfort, Oouuchh, yes, I remember getting my hair caught in that thing. Grace, you are so right. Vermont Country Store has them and they are 15.95. I can't believe it:~) ellarosa, your right, there was no delicate cycle. But it got your clothes so clean.
Lets take a trip down wrestling memory lane???!? There have been some bad wrestling moments & I want to know how you would have changed them/prevented them from happening. If you like the event say No change. Original ECW Closes down The Montreal Screw Job The Rock leaving wwe after beating Steve austin at WM 17 The Mass Transit Incident John Cena is granted a year long title reign,ratings go way down & older fans quit watching
why does memory lane still follow me? lately i've been rremebering stuff that has just shatered me, but this stuff didn't effect me then, so why is it having one now the stuff is like my grandmother's death (i give her credit for making me who i am today) the "stuff" would be things like arts and crafts, puzzles, bonding, etc
Can you go this far down Memory Lane? I say the best rock guitarist I ever saw was Marshall Stacks. I saw him at the Isle of Wight Festival when he self-combusted. He used to call his plectrum, his pick. Always used a Gibson heavy.
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