My Memory Lane

Memory Lane? Memory lane? Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind." "Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin. "Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind." The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour. Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!" The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?" The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that ******* fence wasn't electrified."

How do I put together a walk down memory lane? Tonight I would like to put together some old photos, wedding cards, etc for my husband and I to take a walk down memory lane. I want it to be romantic and I may make us a meal. He goes to school 4 days a week and also works full time so the weekend is the only time i really get to see him, and want to do something special. Any thing i can add and how can i put everything together? Thanks

How about a trip down memory lane? Just to see what types of things you remember? I remember when I was a child when my parents filled up with gas, we would get a free map. Not any more.

What are the top "stroll down memory lane" songs that can be used for a video? I am making a video (movie maker) for my aunt's 60th birthday. Her party is a 60's theme but the video will contain picutres of her, from birth till now, and her family. The only song I thought of was Through the Years by Kenny Rogers! Any suggestions!

Can anyone tell me what transport does one require to take a trip down Memory Lane? :)

Does royal Memory Lane ironstone china dinnerware from 1965 have lead in it?

How often does Yahoo! Answers take you on a trip down memory lane? I know that at least 3 questions I have seen on here since yesterday have brought back memories for me....am I the only one? I strongly suspect I am not.

Were you ever given a speeding ticket while going down memory lane?

Down the memory lane - what is the last moment, which you can recall? How old were you at that time? Thanks GOODZILL for making us smile :-) Marishka, that's strange that you can remember your first day when you were born. Did you ever try going back and recalling previous moment? Most of the participanst are in the range 4 to 5 years.

Have you EVER gotten a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt when you last went down memory lane?

Is it approporaite for someone to take up the forum for memory lane purposes? Would it not be more appropriate to start a yahoo group if your questions were all related to strolling down memory lane rather than have others questions scrolled off the page or users just choosing to log out because they know there question doesnt stand a chance of being viewed due to it? Thank you Chevy4x4 for your mature response. I think the question may have been taken out of context. I also enjoy reading them...I am relatively new to the site and to be honest i was not looking to answer but to ask and assumed it would not be noticed but you are right, I supposed frequent useers would have thought to scroll through them..That was a valid point and I appreciate the suggestion offered. I wasn't lambasting anyone though I do actually think it would make for a good yahoo group forum. I would enjoy it. Okiefan..I never meant any offense and I never questioned your integrity. As I stated; I am new to the forum and may have jumped the gun. While my question must meant as a general one, I in no way was was attacking you and apologize if your friends took it as such. I think I said that I enjoyed the questions too. You have a nice day also. Again, I am sorry for the misunderstanding.

Candy Bar Memory Lane: Power and Wisdom Bar. Anybody remember this late 90s health bar? What was your flava fav?

where can i find a list of" memory lane peanuts characters"? or how much they are worth....i have some but i want to know what is all out there...and for how much,i cant seem to find a listing of it anywhere....plzzzzz HELP

Is there a street called Memory Lane and have you been there?

How about a trip down memory lane? Remember filling up with gas? Remember filling up with gas and the gas stations would give you a free road map? check your oil? What are some things you remember. Can be as many as you want. and any subject. Gas was just my example.

anyone care for a trip down memory lane? in october of 2002, cia director george tenet sent a letter to the senate intelligence committee chair, bob graham, reporting that there was little likelihood that saddam would initiate any terrorist campaigns with any weapons he may have. however, if he did have those weapons, the probability of an attack would rise to "pretty high" if there was a US attack. of course there were no weapons so no attack took place. also note that the fbi reported concerns that a war with iraq "could trigger new domestic terrorism risks." presumably they meant something like iran. of course we all remember this because the mainstream, communist, liberal, anti-american press raised it at every opportunity they got, undermining our great and fearless cowboy. i mean, president. just thought i'd post this for nostalgic purposes. anyone else remember this great moment in american history? 13 years of saddam's bs. like trying to rebuild his country after it was devastated by economic sanctions imposed on him by the united nations, lead by the united states? you know, as punishment for using the weapons that we sold to him? yeah, what a total crock of shit. glad we got rid of him. i mean, who else were we going to target? osama bin laden or something? in the vicinity, huh? didn't hit anything? talks didnt work? decided to put this OBVIOUS ACT OF TERROR in your back pocket until you needed a justification for a pointless war, i don't know, nine years later and five years into said war? if this was such a huge concern, why didn't bush tell the american people (who he is working to and who he OUGHT to answer to) this? why was this WMD nonsense forced down our throats? i'll tell you why. because no one in their right mind is going to support a war because a missile was fired "in the vicinity of a US-UK craft patrolling the borders NEAR the no-fly zone" FOUR YEARS after it happened. err, NEAR the iraqi border, i mean. the american people have clamored for his removal? is that why support for the iraq war was very low until the ad campaign and viral marketing of wmd? the war was a mistake and you were mistaken for supporting it. the war is lost. it was lost from the start. i'd hate to tell you i told you so. but you can still redeem yourself. you can try to fix this country be rather than be an idealogue. you love this country, don't you? i hope so. but i doubt it.

nas memory lane lyrics interpretation? one of my favourite tracks off illmatic is memory lane. the flow is undeniable but something just hit me when i was listening to it yesterday. theres a line he spits that i dont understand. he says: "my man put the battery in my back a difference from energizer" any interpretation?

When You Trawl Down Your Memory Lane; What Negative Things Were Ever Said or Done To You That you Come Across? we all have negative experiences, some are forgotten while other live with us.....which ones have you until now forgotten.....and which ones can't leave your mind...

What do you see on your trip down memory lane?

Lets take a trip down memory lane....? Okay so clearly im insanely bored so just humor me here eh? lol anyway lets take a trip down memory lane shall we? So whats your favorite memory or memories from when you were a kid/teen/adult/baby(whatever you could think up!)

A walk down memory lane...your first kiss? I feel like taking a walk down memory lane tonight. How old were you for your first kiss? Who was it with? Where were you? :-)

Memory Lane: 1st Kiss? Here's a trip down memory lane: How was your first kiss and how old were you?

Dose any one have a site or the tabs to "Memory Lane" by Adeaze?? Im looking for a site that has various island style guitar tabs. Esspecially the tabs to "Memory Lane" by Adeaze...if anyone has the tabs or know where to get it...please let me know if you can....thanks

Can I get a ticket for speeding down Memory Lane?

Who sings that song that goes "I stumbled across this photograph, it kinda made me laugh.back down memory lane Its an old school song yall, I thought it was Shirley Murdock but I went online and it didnt come up. So if you could give me the song name and artist I will definitely appreciate it. Some more of the song that I can remember is......."Such a happy happy pair, I traveled way back, back down memory lane." Thats all I remember(lol)

Why does this make ya sneeze? (went down memory lane)....? For the past few days I have been wondering this, so I figured why not ask it on yahoo answers, right? :D I remember when I was very young, probably 5 or 6 years old, I was walking with my mother from the play ground to the car, I looked up at the sun and I sneezed. i remember as clear as day, I stopped dead in my tracks, looked up at my mom, and said "mommy, i think im allergic to the sun. everytime I look at it...i sneeze", of course she just laughed. I mean wouldnt any parents? =] But now that i have gone down memory lane, Why is it that when you look at bright lights, it makes you sneeze? I know of many people who have asked the same question... Does this happen to anyone else? lol and does anyone know the real reason for it? If I really do just have it in my head that bright lights will make me sneeze, then by golly thats fine with me!!! I dunno why or how, but I have completely convinced myself it works. :) And I know Im not alone with that one, kudos to all who have done this as well <3

If I were to take a trip down Memory Lane... what type of transport would I require?

How often do u travel down the memory lane?

How often do you take a stroll down memory lane?

Who are some of the neighbors you hope never move away from your house on Memory Lane?

what is your favorite memory when you walk down memory lane?

Poll>Do you stroll down memory lane or do you run?

Any opinions on Memory Lane in Arnold, MO?

When was the last time you took a walk down memory lane?

What takes you down the happy side of Memory Lane? I've just searched on YouTube for "ZZZAP!" and found loads of videos of it! I loved that show when I was little! x

When you hear the song "Every breath you take", do you wander through "memory lane" ??

Why do some people dislike "memory lane" type questions? Obviously, we don't live in the past. It is just all about sharing, isn't it?

When is the last time you indulge yourself in good old memory lane?

When you travel down memory lane where does your mind usually stop?

Y/A brought me back just to take me on a walk down Memory Lane!!!!?? Wow! I just got an email saying I was rewarded best answer to a question. When I decided to see what answer it could possibly be, seeing as I haven't had the time to answer in over a month..........Flashback 1 year ago!!! It was a question that was still in voting untill today. How long do those things stay in voting anyway????

What kind of transport do you need to go down Memory Lane?

Strolling down memory lane in the Philippines...where would you want to go?

Take a trip down memory lane . . . What was the very first thing....? You ever cooked for yourself? And, at what age? I made a boiled egg, at 8 years old . . . I remember letting the water boil for about a half hour, until I was told that this was too long!

Another stroll down memory lane. Wringer washing machines? OK, who besides me ever used those wringer washing machines. I remember on several occasions getting my fingers stuck in one and it running up my arm. Or the clothes would get wound around the reel and you would have to stop the machine and take the rollers apart. They sure did get your clothes clean. How about those wire leg inserts that you put in jeans to give them a straight seam? I've been looking for a pair of those things, just for hanging in the laundry room. My Mother-in-Law dosen't even remember those things!! Southern Comfort, Oouuchh, yes, I remember getting my hair caught in that thing. Grace, you are so right. Vermont Country Store has them and they are 15.95. I can't believe it:~) ellarosa, your right, there was no delicate cycle. But it got your clothes so clean.

Survey - if you walk down memory lane does it make you sad, or glad, or mad? what do you feel and why Keep well Commodore and i know you are in all our prayers Coral you are also in my prayers

Memory Lane... who remembers station waiting rooms with coal fires and benches? Young folk now would have loved them. They were so cosy on a cold winters day.

Lets take a trip down wrestling memory lane???!? There have been some bad wrestling moments & I want to know how you would have changed them/prevented them from happening. If you like the event say No change. Original ECW Closes down The Montreal Screw Job The Rock leaving wwe after beating Steve austin at WM 17 The Mass Transit Incident John Cena is granted a year long title reign,ratings go way down & older fans quit watching

why does memory lane still follow me? lately i've been rremebering stuff that has just shatered me, but this stuff didn't effect me then, so why is it having one now the stuff is like my grandmother's death (i give her credit for making me who i am today) the "stuff" would be things like arts and crafts, puzzles, bonding, etc

Candy Bar Memory Lane: Marathon Bar. Does anyone remember this candy bar? It was my favorite...? Whatever happened to this great candybar? 10 points for anyone who remembers and describes it with nostalgia!

What about this trip down memory lane? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DFbuulDiM_U

going down memory lane? does anyone remember when our dollar was still worth 50 cents?

What do you see when you walk down memory lane?

What songs take you a trip down memory lane?

Poll: Which can take you down the memory lane most? Pliz participate--? 1. a melodius song at night from a distance 2. Watching a photo in solitude 3. reading a romantic novel 4. A forgoten gift discovered 5. A note book with handwritings of someone U loved 6. None Star if it is pleasing. Thanks.

Have You Ever Had A Difficult Time Taking A Trip Down To Memory Lane..??

Can you go this far down Memory Lane? I say the best rock guitarist I ever saw was Marshall Stacks. I saw him at the Isle of Wight Festival when he self-combusted. He used to call his plectrum, his pick. Always used a Gibson heavy.

Have you taken a trip back down memory lane, lately? ..What triggers your vacation? ie: Music or a certain smell?

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